Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Bella Swan

So, of course, my first client is Bella Swan.  Some people say that Bella Swan has single-handly put back women's liberation 500 years; I say that she is just in need of some serious therapy. 

Keep in mind that I am diagnosing her post "New Moon" - so I diagnosing her as an adult.  Thank God, I am not treating her as an adolescent because I would be so busy reporting to the Department of Child and Family Services (DCSF) that I wouldn't have time for anything else!

Axis I: 300.4 Dysthymic Disorder - Early Onset, 307.47 Nightmare Disorder, V15.81 Partner Relational Problem, V61.12 Physical Abuse of Adult
Axis II:  301.83 Borderline Personality Disorder
Axis III: None
Axis IV: Problems w/ primary support group, problems related to the social environment
Axis V: GAF - 55