So, of course, my first client is Bella Swan. Some people say that Bella Swan has single-handly put back women's liberation 500 years; I say that she is just in need of some serious therapy.
Keep in mind that I am diagnosing her post "New Moon" - so I diagnosing her as an adult. Thank God, I am not treating her as an adolescent because I would be so busy reporting to the Department of Child and Family Services (DCSF) that I wouldn't have time for anything else!
Axis I: 300.4 Dysthymic Disorder - Early Onset, 307.47 Nightmare Disorder, V15.81 Partner Relational Problem, V61.12 Physical Abuse of Adult
Axis II: 301.83 Borderline Personality Disorder
Axis III: None
Axis IV: Problems w/ primary support group, problems related to the social environment
Axis V: GAF - 55